

"There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist"

Some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it."
"While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium."
"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."
"If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."
"Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order."
"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."
"If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face."
"Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
"Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress."
"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."
Quotes were taken from the amazing site Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris Facts Widget comes with over 350 unique facts for your entertainment. It uses the Windows system voice to speak the facts.
Requirements:
· Yahoo Widget Engine
What's New in This Release: [ read full changelog ]
· Minimum version changed to 2.0 to accomodate
· new functionality.
Added preferences:
· Widget Size
· Image Rotation Frequency
· Quote Sequence
· Fixed a few more quotes
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